Snooki, on video, discusses what you were probably thinking already. “ soak up all that Seaside Heights, New Jersey, has to offer: hot guidos, cool clubs, fried Oreos, and lots of tequila.” For some reason, MTV neglected to include fried Oreos on the first season of Jersey Shore. “Finally free of her bonehead ex-boyfriend, left home in Brooklyn with one goal in mind: hooking up with a sexy gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer fling.” 
In Snooki’s world, calling someone a “gorilla” is a compliment. ( See the top 10 reality TV moments of 2010.) Here are the most insane things about the book’s publicity page. In a major narrative stretch for Polizzi, the plot revolves around two Italian-American young women who party in Seaside Heights, N.J. In yet another example that publishers will let anyone write a book, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, the pint-sized, self-titled “guidette” of Jersey Shore fame, has just released a novel called A Shore Thing. Will the haters prevail, or will Gia and Bella find love at the Shore?įor everyone who loves MTV’s hit reality show, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s sweet, funny, and sexy novel perfectly captures the heat, the energy, the fun, and the drama of Jersey Shore.Follow from the fact that Snooki wrote a novel. Before July ends, the bonds of family and friendship will be stretched to the breaking point. The cousins soon realize that for every friend they make on the boardwalk, there are also rivals, slummers, and frenemies who will do anything to ruin their summer-and try their relationship. Suddenly, Bella’s not sure what she wants. Only problem: Bella can’t get her romantic and ripped boss Tony “Trouble” Troublino out of her head. In no time, she lands a job leading “Beat Up the Beat” dance classes at a local gym, and is scooped up by Beemer-driving, preppy Bender Newberry. Finally free of her bonehead ex-boyfriend, she left home in Brooklyn with one goal in mind: hooking up with a sexy gorilla for a no-strings-attached summer fling. But is he tough enough to handle Gia when things really heat up?īella is more than ready for some fun in the sun. Firefighter Frank Rossi is exactly her type: big, tan, and Italian. 
Luckily, she meets the perfect guy to help her keep the flames under control. Between nearly burning down their rented bungalow, inventing the popular “tan-tags” at the Tantastic Salon where she works, and rescuing a shark on the beach, she becomes a local celebrity overnight. While they couldn’t be more different-pint-size Gia is a carefree, outspoken party girl and Bella is a tall, slender athlete who always holds her tongue-for the next month they’re ready to pouf up their hair, put on their stilettos, and soak up all that Seaside Heights, New Jersey, has to offer: hot guidos, cool clubs, fried Oreos, and lots of tequila. Giovanna “Gia” Spumanti and her cousin Isabella “Bella” Rizzoli are going to have the sexiest summer ever.
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